The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Randomize
