Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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