I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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