there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
