You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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