Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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