Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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