yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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