i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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