I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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