dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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