fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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