North Korea, Best Korea!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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