He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Jerry, you need to find god
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I could fuck to npr.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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