Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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