Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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