escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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