is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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