Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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