quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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