listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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