I CAN MOONWALK!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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