Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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