It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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