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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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