In the future we'll all be gay
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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