What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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