put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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