Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
