Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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