you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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