She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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