: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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