her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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