It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im holly from the hills drunk
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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