I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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