Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
...so i touched it.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
