Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
