Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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