i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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