I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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