why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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