What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
