i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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