Pappa wants mamma naked
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
