If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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