At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
