So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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