need another drink. this is the easiest way
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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