it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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