is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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