Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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