I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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